Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Good Morning all!

Only one thing to say on this lovely Wednesday...


Until the fireworks start...



At 5:34 AM, Blogger Sinner said...


This just came up in the Google Ads.

Anyone want to send a copy of the "free info packet" to Dr. Deb?

At 5:44 AM, Blogger NedraZ said...

Hmm.. something about that comedy coach's name that I don't think will be appealing to DEB-Bile.

Gertrude Stein

At 5:45 AM, Blogger tesla said...

The good doctor deb does not show any real knowledge of the internet or it's mysterious workings. Is it possible that when she should have studying Cisco Systems ( routers, bridges, enhancers etc. ) she was inadvertently studying this cisco ( see link )?

At 6:10 AM, Blogger IllinoisRepublican said...

She better get that piece of crap web page up to at least yellow. Or she is going to lose a lot of traffic...In other words, THAT MONKEY BETTER START DANCING.

At 6:40 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

illinois -

She's too busy being awed by the sparkling wit and sharp repartee around here to post to her own site.

And trying to figure out the phrase "All your base are belong..."

At 6:47 AM, Blogger minteh said...

Lubs the new pic, Bren :)

Has anyone checked the You, Gene court records to see if she appeared b-4 a judge?

At 6:50 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Now, when I shut off the computer yesterday to go rustle up some grub for the family, I didn't notice any comments approved under her John Cougar post. Today there's one from Hawksp from Friday. It's a good one, very generous of Hawk to wish her mental health after her poo-flinging here about the Vietnam vet getting his well-earned medal.

But what's her deal?

And where is Teh Crayzee?

At 6:52 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hey, tim -

Thanks. I think her September court date is still a few days off.


At 6:56 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

blizzardlane -

In my opinion, her deal is that she is batfrisch crazy and the absinthe/WTF Vodka combo has finally opened one too many holes in her brain.

And coal bear won't return her numerous, rambling, incoherent emails.

Po' po' pitiful Debee.

At 7:21 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

I'm telling you...she is just jealous and out of batteries

At 7:25 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

After spending the weekend crying hysterically and fighting the thought that no one loves her and no one ever will, she went toddling off to mumsie and daddums to get some sympathhy. When that failed, ahe decided to steel herself against the onslaught of the ever gathering numbers of people that keep telling her she is insane and needs to walk away from it. The pressure is building. She is reading this site and switching between tears of unfathomable pain and sorrow and tears of jealousy. Eventually she will strike out proving once again what a talentless hack she is until she once again crumples into a heap in the middle of the floor sobbing and crying hysterically in her overwhelming lonliness...jealous that other people have friends and can actually be found attractive, witty and intelligent.

At 7:27 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Going back to sleep now. Just got up for an OJ

At 8:04 AM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Good morning and a happy Frischmas Eve, all! Beautiful day here in Eugene, or, as I like to call it, the land of teh cRaZEe.

More later. Must get back to work.

At 8:19 AM, Blogger sparrow said...

Hey Pixie...I have shown you the same pictures, plus those of my kids. Does that mean you and I are together as well? Will you and Brenda have to duke it out in the parking lot? Or do I get to live the man fream of two women?

Hosedragger Jeffs.

There ya go.

Put 'em up Brenda!

(*everyone knows I'm in love in Ottavarima. Sssshhhhh - don't tell Tony, he's over there defending that worm's freedom of splech*)



Gabalicious is sick - gonna crawl back in bed with her, she has the chills.

I'll check back in later sweet Gerbils

At 8:28 AM, Blogger Juniper said...

G'morning gerbs,

Stopping in briefly to grab a quick coffee. . . hellos all around and double hellos to Hose, BrendaK and Pixie.

No Ducks t-shirts for Deb.

Just sayin'.


At 8:32 AM, Blogger Ducky said...

Uh oh! Who let my evil twin, Juniper, in here?

Don't give her any encouragement. She pretends to care about the Ducks but she's OSU all the way (Beavers - Corvallis).

Nooooooooo get back in your sock, Junipuppet!

(Just) Ducky

At 9:06 AM, Blogger Staci said...

Hi all.

I'm curious, if after the one case is closed in one state, if she doesn't 'get it', if the second one will jolt her into reality.

I'm just so bewildered, and at this point, I shouldn't be.

At 9:10 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Well, ducks are just fine - especially roasted with a nice plum and cranberry sauce - but given a choice between duck and beaver...

Just sayin'

At 9:15 AM, Blogger Staci said...

And I want some of the pics you guys are passing around! I'm getting pretty curious here.

For those communicating, can someone put me on the list! Here is my junk email, staci_jack @ yahoo dot com.

I want to see my fellow redheads!

At 9:17 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Most people would have gotten it a long time ago. A trip to jail would have impressed most people with the message that they weren't behaving properly; but then again, look how many repeat offenders are in the penal system. Without being personnally involved, I don't think any of us can accurately predict what it will take to get the message across to Dr. Frischenstein.

Until then, bottoms up!

At 9:18 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Morning Staci, Ducky, Evil Juniper, Paddy, Pixie and OMuse. Of course, all of su truly virtuous East Siiiiid-ers have been up for hours.

Jeez, pixie, couldn't we just have a shop-off instead? We'll use the player's credit cards. That'll larn 'im.

At 9:20 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

staci -

Apply to Hose - he's the one making time with everyone.

At 9:44 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Staci -

Will she get it?

Hmmm. Much like a country song plot, she lost her woman, she cain't get no job, she lives in a one-room shack and her dawg died.

Still, she keeps repeating the same sorry mistakes. So, I'm thinking no. She won't get it.

At 10:15 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

That's right...I'm a "Playa"...but you can just call me "Pimp Daddy Cheesecake"

Like I told you Staci...according to Der Frischinstein, this now means i have added you to my stable and we are now doing the wet and sticky. Please see Brenda and Pixie for scheduling and further details. Offer is void in Utah, Maryland and Puerto Rico.

At 10:23 AM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

actually, I think this person is a likelier suspect.

At 10:23 AM, Blogger minteh said...

No, I don't have any evidence of teh crazy™. Though I did receive the latest update from the JDM Society, and Deb's got a blurb in it. You can find it online at:

At 10:23 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hose -

You gotta hustle & flow, because it's hard out there for a pimp.

(Get it? Get it? No, Debee won't get it.)

At 10:28 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

tim -

That link didn't work. We still love you and all, but the link didn't work.

At 10:36 AM, Blogger Staci said...

Stable? HAHAHA

Call it a harem...she can put a lot of crazy spin on that.

At 10:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey brenda, try this:

g'mornin' . . . oh wait. i mean good afternoon all you gerbils in gerbil land.

At 10:39 AM, Blogger Staci said...

Okay, sent some photos back.

Just like I pictured Hose.

At 10:48 AM, Blogger Ducky said...

Woof! I just attempted to read the postings at the link sent by Otta.

Looks like Deb is in high pee aitch dee mode at present.


At 10:51 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Hey...what the hell is it with her fascination with the term "vis-a-vis"? Does she think it makes her sound more intelligent?

Also, her recent found fascination with sex only goes to prove my earlier hypothesis of her being out of batteries and desperate.

At 10:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey ducky . . . it was tim who originally sent that link. it was a long one, though, so i just tinyurl'd it for convenience.

At 10:52 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

She has an incredible way of writing a great deal of words to sound intelligent without saying anything or making any sense. No wonder she is a laughing stock and hated amongst her former "peers". No offense to those I just considered her former "peers" intended.

At 10:55 AM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Most of her posts to SJDM (those that aren't rantings against Israel and the war in Iraq) are lists of names and quotes from others' works. There is little original thought evident. Sorry LDSC, saying "I agree with so-and-so" isn't original thought.

Looking through the August archives, it seems the only time anyone replies to her posts is to ask the list manager to delete her rants.

At 10:58 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

DF: I think if I use big words, people will like me and respect me and not remember I am a fruity loon who is a danger to society. Maybe I can get a job again.

DF's "Peer's" Who does this fruity loon think she's kidding? None of us respect her and none of us are even reading her tripe. Does she really think using the big words was going to impress us? She is nuttier than we though. Damn...if I have anything do say about it, she will never have a job in this field again. What a nut case.

At 11:00 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Bush is currently wiping the floor with the Liberals in a speech, if you guys are interested.

At 11:03 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Hey, Hose -

What's the gist of his speech? I'm trapped at work and the bums just won't supply me with a tv.

At 11:05 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

He is giving out all the information of all the terrorists identified and/or caught and all the plots stopped and foiled due to the NSA wiretapping. He is basically telling them what they are doing is wrong, un-patriotic, un-American and to STFU. It is beautiful and one of his best speeches ever.

At 11:10 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Going to try terrorists for war crimes. I guess that explains giving the Geneva Convention Rights. See...he isn't the idiot people think he is.

At 11:11 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Kahld Sheik Mohammed and about 15 others were transfered to Guantanamo today

At 11:11 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Held by DOD and as soon as congress authorizes, they will be tried for war crimes. Hige ovation in the room at the White House.

At 11:13 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

But yet the dow continues to fall. See...Wall Street just doesn't care anymore

At 11:15 AM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Oh, dear. The post before hers on that SJDM listserv is an ad for a psych professor at Oregon -- and it's not even in decision science! They're looking for a neuropsychologist. You know that chaps her ass. They're posting it to PISS HER OFF. Even if it's true, it's still funny.

At 11:15 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Smacking them around about Git-Mo right now. just beautiful. Where has he been? This is the Bush I knew years ago and has needed to be out there at least once a week. I'll never understand why, for the last 6 years he has stayed away from these speeches.

At 11:16 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Yeah...they have one for something in Boulder Colorado too, did you see that?

At 11:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wonder why it isn't on c-span?

on c-span, tom price (r-georgia, 6th district . . . hey brenda, isn't that around your neck of the woods?) is talking about universal health insurance.

where's W?

At 11:20 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

FOX news.

Brenda is lucky. She not only gets to do battle with left-wing academic nut balls here, she also had one as a congressman in Cynthia McKinney.

At 11:23 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

I did read those SJDM posts of hers. For someone who drones on and on, she certainly does have awkward phraseology.

She might have something valuable impart to their community, but you have to wade through so much poorly written crap to get to it.

She may not be a totally talentless hack, but who could tell when she writes so badly?

At 11:25 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

There you go get to join "The Stable"

At 11:26 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Now are just being dazzled by big words. She said nothing, and only referrenced other people. She is, and forever will be, a talentless hack. Go with your first impression and gut feelings. They are seldom wrong.

At 11:28 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Thanks Hose and Ottava.

Yes, we have very special politicians here in Georgia. I find myself frequently apologizing for the fact that we have such special politicians when other states mostly just have ordinary, responsible representatives who aren't discernably insane.

It's just something in the water 'round here. Maybe the killer rabbits.

At 11:33 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Well I can't make that claim. I am from and in Cahleeeeforneeeuh. The home of boxer, Feinstein, Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi and right next door to Harry "I personnally sample all new brothels before allowing them to operate" Reid.

Oh, and say it loud, say it proud...BLOGGER BETA SUCKS BUTT!!! And not cigarette butt either.

At 11:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There you go get to join "The Stable"


does that mean i get to see photos of you in your dress uniform?

i do love a man in uniform.

At 11:36 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

hose -

What, no killer rabbits? Y'all being deprived out there.

At 11:38 AM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Ottava -

Don't we all? Sigh. And kilts.

At 11:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh! you already sent them!

hose, you hunk!

and your daughter is very pretty and so is ... it's liberty right? the blonde's name is liberty?

At 11:43 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Yes. My blonde mistress is named Liberty. I want to breed her out and keep one of her puppies. Already have a name. Freedom. Everyone will be allowed to pet them..That way I will be able to have Liberty and freedom for all.

That is my oldest daughter taken last year at the "Heart of the Forrest Ren Faire. She is now 15.

At 11:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay, this is why i don't turn the tv on much.

this is the THIRD house republican in the last 1/2 hour who's used her time to talk about insurance and the government's responsibility to help me.

REPUBLICANS! what's the party coming to?

where have all the conservatives gone?

At 11:46 AM, Blogger Staci said...

I have this friend that would hunt you down if she saw those pics and then would kill me when I would have to tell her you are not in Florida. LOL

At 11:48 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Let the hunt begin. If she looks anything like your step-sister...hubba hubba wakka wakka gahuuuuuga narf poit

At 11:49 AM, Blogger Staci said...

Otta, stop watching TV NOW. I did, and it was much better for my health. Get your news from the internet. I got pissed off during the whole Berg thing and threw a beer bottle at the news ignoring it and posting more prison pics and it did something to the inside, and I had to replace my TV. I knew something was wrong when the screen kept cutting off Keifer Sutherland's forehead in '24'. Being that he was my imaginary boyfriend at that time, it was not good. Had to get a new TV. Just not healthy for my blood pressure or fantasies, ya know?

At 11:53 AM, Blogger Staci said...

The problem with my stepsister, is she is my polar opposite. Total Moore whore liberal. And crazy. I love her, but I can only take her in doses. She lives in Vegas, and if that town has corrupted anyone, it's her.

She is my age and my brothers freaked when they saw her, saying she looks like she aged some. I see her so much I can't tell. Who knows, maybe you can convert her when she gets out of her last minute sham marriage. In six months, she has spent a total of 2 weeks with the guy. He lives in LA.

At 11:57 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...




At 11:57 AM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Whew...beter now. Thanks.

At 12:00 PM, Blogger Staci said...

Hose, have you ever wondered if maybe, being somewhat sociopathic, she doesn't understand normal human relations? I think that is part of her problem. When people were earlier posting the psych stuff, someone called her a sociopath, and the description fit her big time.

At 12:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank you, staci.

see, this is why i love my gerbil friends. all the good, free advice.

which, unlike deb, i tend to take.

tv's off and peace has been restored.

At 12:00 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Anyway, you are right Staci. She, just like other Liberal men and women, just haven't met the right Conservative. After all, why would a woman want a whiney little cry-baby who can't proect them or support them..and why would a man want a brainless, unintelligent, unaccomplished hair covered whiney piece of unwashed filth?

i will never understand that

At 12:02 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

No, I don't wonder it. i have said this many times about her. She is defined thusly:

Deb Frisch= Can't Understand Normal Thinking.

Get it?

At 12:03 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

I believe that was me, as well as paranoid, schizophrenic and delusional. As was my ex-wife.

At 12:05 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

"Meet the Fockers" is on HBO HD

At 12:06 PM, Blogger Blizzardlane said...

Oh I don't want to see this place get too strident, guys. Keeping this lunatic Frisch off the public payroll is something everyone ought to be able to get behind, regardless of political view.

I haveliberal/lefty friends and family. I love them anyway, and none of them are particularly stinky. I think they're wrong about the politics, they think I'm wrong about the politics, and we both think the atomosphere has been poisoned by the fringes.

At 12:07 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Hey...I love Liberals. They are very entertaining to watch.

At 12:09 PM, Blogger Staci said...

I just couldn't ever end up with a liberal. I also wanted someone who would go to church with me. My pastor is very entertaining to top it off. Just my preference.

My guy loves I keep up to date in the news, and he likes me updating him. The other day, he calls me outraged about Chavez going to Syria, LOL, asking if I wanted to see a copy. I love it.

Once in a blue moon, he will put on CNN and wait for me to get pissed. When I hear something that is obviously slanted, I get a little fired up and storm off. His daughters tell him, Dad, why do you do that to her. He says, I like seeing her get pissed, her eyes look like she can shoot darts through them.

At 12:11 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

I also could never be with a Liberal. Relationships and marriage is hard enough with it's own little issues to add something as inflamatory as seperate political views into the mix. Besides, patchouli oil and hairry armpits and legs really turn me off.

At 12:13 PM, Blogger Staci said...

Blizzard, I'm with you. I don't like the unhinged of the left...or the right. Just stating my dating preference. I do like classical libs as well. I also may not like Hitchens idealogy points of view, but can appreciate it due to his honesty.

To be honest, I haven't been thrilled with many Repubs lately, and Bush has pissed me off. I don't consider myself a Republican or Democrat, but conservative. Just stating what type of partner I need to have and was responding to Hose's comment on my step sister. Another redhead.

At 12:14 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

However, there is nothing sexier than a woman in jeans, boots, tshirt, hair in a ponytail with a baseball hat on in a jeep or truck, camping and fishing and self-sufficient.

Wow...i', all hot and bothered just thinking about it. If she can whip out a cocktail dress or little black dress to go into town for a night out too...dayum.

At 12:15 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

I just went fishing with my Liberal friend with my 8 year old the other day. We have great discussions...even though he is always wrong. His wife asked how we can be friends if we disagree so much on politics. We told her that friendship transcends such things. As long as they are not kooky libs, then they are tolerable.

At 12:15 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Well said, blizzard. I don't share much in the way of viewpoint with libs, and nothing at all with hard lefties, but I've met some really nice libs.

I even have a few *gasp* friends who are libs. Nice libs. Not insane libs. Lieberman-on-the-war type libs. And I know bunches of Zell Miller leaning former democrats.

At 12:19 PM, Blogger Staci said...

Hose, my sister doesn't have any of those traits. Very modern and stylish. I don't necessarily approve of her lifestyle when it comes to drugs and how she was when she was dating. She used to rip me for being a prude and if I say anything, I get the whole 'rightwinger/neocan's are uptight asshole' crap. Oh well. I just don't want to see her hurt and my concern is personal. It especially pisses me off when she gets high and calls and rips on my bro for working for that 'lying SOB in the White House' after he E-7'd in the USCG.

My other friends who are libs who I cannot talk politics don't go there anymore with me. Last Christmas, I was so frustrated at their misunderstanding of government, I gave them a copy of the Constitution. My liberal friend who I feel is well versed and objective, no biggie.

Shoot, I've been called liberal for what I accept socially, but I'm also from Key West, so...

At 12:20 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Oh, oh, I drive a truck! And I have long hair so I wear it up in a pony-tail (mostly to keep it out of my eyes, but if you think it's sexy then ok).

And, taaaa-daaaaaa! - I own and use the occasional power tool - competently! And I can change my own oil and air filter!

Do I get to be the top byotch at the stable now, huh, huh?

At 12:21 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

I draw the line at drugs. Period. I have absolutely no tolerance for them or anyone who uses them. I have seen too many lives ruined by them...including mine and my 15 year olds. People that use are weak. I do not like weak people.

At 12:22 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said... shorts seem to have shrunk all of a sudden. i better turn the fan on too...AC seems to not be working that esll al of a sudden.

At 12:23 PM, Blogger Northwesterner said...

Glad to see you worked that out, Hoser. I tend to judge people on their character & not their politics. Bottom line: We are all in this together. A little kindness & respect go a long way.

Just slumming, & noticed the comments about Dr. F's former colleagues hating her, etc. This is not true. They love her, they care about her, and they want to help. They are mainly psychologists! They know that people in a mental crisis do and say things that are scary or insulting and they are too smart, too caring, and too professional to take a single word seriously.

You don't believe me; just look at how the sjdm list responded. Some one or two took the bait (the bait was stinky); others admonished them to stop. Game over.

At 12:26 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...


At 12:28 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

You may see it that way, and that is your choice, but I cannot personally abide by those that are actively working for our defeat, for those that spit on our soldiers and the memories of those that have fallen, for those that refuse to believe the truth about 9-11, and those that want to kill, hit, assault, spit on Conservatives. The list is long and varied, but the fact is, I refuse to identify and/or socialize with those seditionist traitorous, anti-American scum.

At 12:29 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Oh, I left out pedophiliac, insane ex-educators.

At 12:29 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

She wields her word harrow
through blogs broad and narrow
Shrieking pedophilia! Count Cockula!
The Count without an "O"!

Why don't I have an "0"?
Why can't I have an "O"?
Shrieking pedophilia! Count Cockula!
The Count without an "O"!

She'll soon wear the Broad Arrow
She'll be scared down to her marrow
Shrieking "I wish that I'd never
ignored that RO!"

Ignored that RO!
Ignored that RO!
Large Marge is her cellmate
Watch out for that - oh!
Posted by Paddy O'Furnijur at September 6, 2006 11:45 AM

At 12:32 PM, Blogger Staci said...

Hose, not all liberals are that type. We have some on the right that are equally intolerate.

I can say I can't stand appeasing, spineless, cowardly, illogical people, and not all libs are like that. And not all Dems are libs, and vice versa.

You should see the hard time my gay conservative friends have in their circles. Now that is something to behold.

At 12:33 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

Paddy: Brilliant. That is pure poetry. Truly inspired. The best written here in days. Outstanding.

No, I am not being sarcastic. I damn near blew Diet Pepsi all over the lap top.

At 12:35 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

True, but my political stances have been defined on previous posts. I have no problem with the true Democrats. Look at Miller and Lieberman. i am also a card holder for two unions and am pro-labor for what labor was designed and set up for. i have Liberal friends. The ones that I just described did not cover all liberals. It was very specific, that darn list I just had.

At 12:35 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Paddy -

Maybe she'll pick on you next. Large Marge is just not a pleasant thought.

At 12:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

most of my friends are left of center. i'm the monkey on display, especially when i go visit my friends in silver city, new mexico, because a lot of their friends out there are the totally whacked out unhinged lefty types.

oh well.

the point is, well .. actually, i have never seen anyone being strident here. not the way my favorite dictionary (OED) defines it, anyay.

but as for people saying exactly what they think without trying to nice it up to placate someone whose feelings might get hurt (no specific person in mind)? i'm all for that, even when i disagree.

that's why i like to come here. there are so many different, different people with widely varying viewpoints. probably more than we even realize, because i bet there are at least as many lurkers as posters.

but, as hose noted in a thread a few days ago, the good thing here is that, regardless of what disagreement there may be about ideas, things have never yet degenerated to the point of name calling or some of the other childish behavior that's so rampant on the blogs.

alrighty. back to work. it's a tedious afternoon of web updates and adding the contact information for 25 people to business cards i've already designed.

the fun part's over.

At 12:38 PM, Blogger Staci said...

I remember.

And based on that type of lib, I stand with you. Shoot, the libs I hang with wouldn't be hanging with that type of lib either.

And northwesterner, it is a character thing what hose was saying. I was just hitting the ball in his court to clarify.

And you won't see me hanging out with the hard right either. I'm way to liberal for them...hahaha.

At 12:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


i LOVE you.

not only to do you bring on the poetry like a good irish boy . . . but i dont' remember how long it's been since i've heard a reference to large marge (maybe i hang out at the wrong places, though).

"and when they finally pulled her body from the TWISTed, BURNing wreckage, she looked like THIS."

At 12:42 PM, Blogger Joe Morris said...

Afternoon all! Just catching up with you all. Casa Teh Crazy® is still quiet, too quiet.

Also, let's see how she's doing professionally against her favorite targets:

Jeff Goldstein is now doing webisode reporting and was just commissioned to write a screenplay.

Matt "Froggy" Heidt is becoming a bestseller with his new book.

And how is our Ms. Frisch doing? Too quiet I tell you.

At 12:43 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

If she doesn't like the tilt o' my kilt she can swing away! Just don't be waterin' down my whiskey with WTF vodka®

At 12:43 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

My views on homosexuality and abortion tends to have people call me a RINO at times.

At 12:44 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

It's funny, I am watching "Meet the Fockers" and it is just like having a conv. with an uber-lib and an uber-con.

At 12:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know. i think RINO is a term used by people who
a) think republican = conservative (because we know, especially lately, they are not the same)

b) associate conservatism with issues rather than ideas

and they use that term for anyone who disagrees with them about the issues.

okay. now i really am going back to work.

unless anyone can give me a good reason to keep procrastinating.

At 12:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey joe!

At 12:49 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Hose - coming from the master of Frischical Verse, that is high praise indeed. Thank you, sir!

Ottava - thank you my bonnie lass. Modesty demands that I mention that Large Marge was referenced quite a few times by either Hose or Hawk (sorry, I forget which of you gentlemen deserves the credit).

Now if LDSB doesn't post something new soon, poor Irish Whisky won't have any reason to post a new "pome" to her site.

At 12:50 PM, Blogger Retired Fireman said...

OK...nap time. Be back later all. Have a great afternoon...and TRUST TEH CYCLE!!!!!

At 12:53 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Bye, hose.

I've got pesky work stuff to do, too.

See y'all later.

At 12:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Modesty demands that I mention that Large Marge was referenced quite a few times by either Hose or Hawk (sorry, I forget which of you gentlemen deserves the credit).

well, that must have happened while i was stranded at the newark airport. when everyone forgot to call and have them issue a message over the loudspeakers that the frischit was being flung in full force.

At 12:57 PM, Blogger Joe Morris said...

Hi Otta!

Sorry I've been lurking a bit too much lately, but teh cray zee lay dee has to give me some material to work with. Plus, I just discovered all the japanese versions of Naruto have been posted on YouTube, so that's where much of my internet time has been going.

Paddy's doing just fine with the poetry. Barkeep! Three more fingers of the Water of Life for my distinguished man of letters at the end of the bar!

At 1:03 PM, Blogger Paddy O'Furnijur said...

Joe - Sláinte!

Ottava - I thought I explained the Newark situation to you. The good folks at the airport had a hard time putting "The Batfrisch is loose! Yearrghhh! The poo is flying!" into heroic verse over the P.A. system.

At 1:20 PM, Blogger Staci said...

Someone needs to let Hosedragger know he is featured in a quote on Dean's blog's sidebar.


At 1:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry I've been lurking a bit too much lately, but teh cray zee lay dee has to give me some material to work with.

well, dang. that doesn't speak well to our chances for survival as a community once she goes to jail, now does it!

and paddy, i know what you said before about why no one alerted me.

but really. is that any excuse for leaving a fellow gerbil bored and stranded?

in the newark airport of all places. do you know a glass of chardonnay is like 10 bucks there? and it's not even good chardonnay. but, i will say, if you have a glass every time your flight gets delayed, you'll get just as sloshed as if it were good chardonnay.

At 1:26 PM, Blogger BrendaK said...

Joe -

Using my ExtraSensory Enhancement device, I have determined that you are...

A Mammal.

This experiment is repeatable. I am ready for my Nobel Prize now.

At 1:32 PM, Blogger Joe Morris said...

Dr. Bunsen:

But when did the initial "observation" take place? Was I decent? Did you build a "mammal blind" in the tree in the backyard? Wait a sec, that's just the neighbor's treehouse. And you really should get Beeker to clean up all those cheetos bags!

At 1:58 PM, Blogger OregonMuse said...

Speaking of disparate siblings, here's an old song I by the Kinks I discovered that I thought was pretty fun:

Two Sisters

Sylvilla looked into her mirror
Percilla looked into the washing machine

And the drudgery of being wed
She was so jealous of her sister
And her liberty, and her smart young friends
She was so jealous of her sister

Sylvilla looked into the wardrobe
Percilla looked into the frying pan
And the bacon and eggs
And the breakfast is served
She was so jealous of her sister
And her way of life, and her luxury flat
She was so jealous of her sister

She threw away her dirty dishes just to be free again
Her women's weekly magazines just to be free again
And put the children in the nursery just to be free again

Percilla saw her little children
And then decided she was better off
Than the wayward lass that her sister had been
No longer jealous of her sister
So she ran 'round the house with her curlers on
No longer jealous of her sister

At 2:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

see joe! you don't need teh crazy® to make teh phun knee.

and clearly, neither does muse.

At 2:34 PM, Blogger SBH said...

Good morning, Gerbils! Glad to see that everyone is in fine form today.

Hey, where's Fatwa? Must have the Court Composer! Do ya think maybe he's off in a corner composing a tidbit for the next big "event"?

Ssshhh, don't disturb him...I'll just lurk and hope in relative quiet.

(oommmsshhhoooomm...trusting the cycle quietly)

At 2:38 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

Joe, just a quick correction.

The Matt from BlackFive who wrote THE BLOGS OF WAR is Matt Burden, a former 82nd Airborne who is currently a CIO for a company in Chicago.

Matthew Heidt is a former Navy SEAL, who also writes for BlackFive, but he writes as "Froggy".

At 2:48 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...


I agree with you. Aside (perhaps) from those who have been on the business end of her stalking, I can easily believe most of those who have worked with her in the past look at her current situation with sadness and hope that she'll recover.

A few weeks back it was John Henry, I think, who tracked down a former colleague of hers at NSF in DC, and that man spoke quite respectfully of her.

I don't want to be forever judged by the worst moments of my life. I do remember how important it was, looking back, to be judged harshly AT THE TIME, so I couldn't just shrug off those who said I was losing it.

It wasn't until I'd lost things that had really mattered to me that I woke up.

So...if it's just a prelude to a Cat 5 Frischstorm, then I plan to enjoy the respite. (Last week was insane at La Casa Loco. This week WORK is insane, so I'm glad to have less to worry about on Frischerman's Wharf).

The comments from "Anonymous" over there are head-scratching. Whoever it is, is a real schmuck.

At 2:51 PM, Blogger Dianna said...

I have concluded that today is the day when Deb sits and (soberly?) considers her life.

Tomorrow, it's back to batfrisch.

At 2:55 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

new thread, peeps and creeps. :)

At 2:57 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Hey, nobody loves we libertarians.

NOTE: That's a small l, not a capital L. The LP is a bunch of weirdos.

At 3:12 PM, Blogger Cthulhu said...

libertarians, yes.

Libertines, no.

Unless it's Johnny Depp.


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