Monday, July 31, 2006

Jeeze, I leave town for a few days and the siemeter goes bonkers...

I also see I have lots of work to do catching up on the "word worrier"...

I'm not quite back yet, but will be starting to dig out tomorrow (tuesday).

Thanks for all the links, "my peeps"! A special super-howdy-duty "props" goes out to Dr. Deb for the link! You drove more wingnuts here than any other source!

By the way Deb, I am not a sock puppet and my email is easily found at the main site. Feel free to send anything you like to my spam filter.

Friday, July 28, 2006

It has been suggested that I post Dr. Frisch's personal info.

I reject these suggestions. Posting that info would serve no purpose other than to inflame Dr. Frisch and perhaps to endanger her person.

I think this blog will be very effective as it is, there is no need to push any limits on taste.

If this isn't the "Professor", someone has sure got her schtick down pat
Dear Mr. Goldstein,

I perceive this to be a physical threat. Let nature take its course means inflame the local rightwingnuts in the northwest and one of them will kill me.

There is no other interpretation of “identify location and just let nature take its course” here, Jeff.

I request that you delete this comment in order to decrease the probability that I will incur more physical and/or financial damages as a result of our misunderstanding.

Due to lies propagated by you, BlackFive, Ace of Spades and many other Pajamas Media blogs, I have incurred:

a. physical threats via email and comments to my blog and harm due to my feeling forced to resign to try to squelch the wingnut cyberstalking, media propaganda, lies to my boss at the University of Arizona, POSTING OF HOME ADDRESS BY EPHING PHROGGY@BLACKFIVE. The five of spades and/or clubs. Not in Ace of Spades league. Nowhere NEAR Villainous Company’s league. Not in the same UNIVERSE as my league, Jeff. I’m in a league of my own, bloggily speaking.

Froggy at Blackfive is a phony warrior.
Ephu, phroggy.
Ephu beaucoup. (Note: This is what I was trying to say with my ill-chosen Ramsey joke.)

c. future financial harm caused by the popping up of blogs called Don’t Hire Dr. Deborah Frisch. I perceive this to be a threat to my future cash flow, Mr. Goldstein. I think the courts would agree.

And if you inflame a psychokiller like the ones in Seattle, Colorado and wherever else serial killers are popping up these days and some mofo ophs me 2nite, u r gonna be one sorry hombre, hombre. And Satchel’s gonna have some kind of nasty karma to deal with, I promise u that. Call the cops on me man, I’m threatening to send yo baw some bad karma if you incite some mofo to oph me. Our destinies are linked from here on out, hombre, no matter how much we’d like to pretend it ain’t so. U ain’t ma first phake husband, but u da nastiest, dat fo sho.

If you do not delete the aforementioned comment, I will add it to the list of harm you and Pajamas Media have caused me.

Right now, PM is looking at about $50K in real damages, a mil in damaged future earnings and a half a million in emotional stress.

Someone shoots me or I drink the koolaid, I’m thinking my peeps are gonna sue PM for millions of buckaroos. It will be bye bye Pajamas and bad karma for the tyke, daddy-o.

Think about it, hombre.

Turding wurd: hot

It’s finally cooling down here in You jean, orrey gone.

Thank the goddess.

Ciao, mofos.
Posted by someone claiming to be Deb on Jeff's hiatus post. I am very interested in the IP data from this post, I hope Jeff will let us in on this. (BTW: Jeff, please email me if you don't want to post this info. I will keep it in confidence)

Thanks for stopping by Deb!

I'm sorry that you think this is has anything to do with you personally. What it is about is protecting the next generation of leaders from the crazy that you personify.

If you really “think the courts would agree”, you have not done your homework. The perfect defense to a libel charge is the unvarnished truth and that is what is posted here.

I also have the right to give voice my opinion that you are not qualified to hold a teaching position despite your PhD. Again, this is not a personal attack, I would think that same of anyone that acted as you have these past few weeks.

What Mr. Goldstein has to do with this blog is exactly nada, zero, zip, bupkis. Trying to infer that Jeff has something to do with my activities is absurd and even beneath your rudimentary, naïve and incomplete understanding of libel laws. Am I a fan of Jeff’s? You bet! Am I a mindless drone spewing idiot talking points? Not to my knowledge (but I bet you have an opinion on that). Other than my fondness for Jeff’s work, he has nothing to do with this blog.

It is interesting that you find my efforts here to be offensive since the vast majority of the content is generated by you.


Update: Jeff confirms (in the comments) that this post is from Dr. Debbie's IP.

Thanks Boss429 for the plug in the comments of Patterico's post.

And no, Boss429 is NOT a sock puppet!

"teh crazy" just keeps rollin' in:

why’d you marry such a pathetic pissant piece of shit mofo cocksucking moron?


Posted by satchel | permalink
on 07/27 at 11:59 PM

please, jeff! fuck me right now! oh you big strong hot man. fuck me now


cunt cockula
Posted by cunt cockula | permalink
on 07/28 at 12:05 AM

Do it daddy! Fuck mommy! Do it now!

I wanna watch you, Count Cockula!

U da man, daddeee!!!!!
Posted by satchel | permalink
on 07/28 at 12:06 AM

For the love of God, seek help!

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Holy Crap! The crazy rolls on!


For the last couple of weeks, I've posted comments from people mocking, insulting, chastising, haranguing and berating me. From now on, any comment that is a personal attack on me will be deleted. I'm tired of pretending I care what obsessed wingnuts with nothing better to do think. Sorry.

I will not delete substantive comments about the contents of posts on Israel, dubya, kristianity, kapitalism, eye-rack, the war on terrorism (NOTE: it is not a coincidence that war on rhymes with moron! Think about it,peeps!)

The place you are most likely to get your ass deleted is on posts relating to the blog brawl.

1.If you use the opportunity to yell at me about how horrible and terrible and bad the thing I said was (indifference toward demise of a toddler), I’ll delete your comment.

2. If you yell at me about the thing I didn’t say (auntie moonbat saliva kiss), you’re banned.

3. If you pretend I ever threatened to physically harm Satchel Goldstein and didn’t just dehumanize him verbally to get back at his daddy for verbally dehumanizing me and allowing his pathetic friends to verbally dehumanize me, you’re banned. For good.

I reserve the right to delete your post or ban your ass for any other reason I want. Evil Pundit is banned for posting the lie re: Satchel on Benny’s post. I will not post any other such disgusting verbiage on Benny or any other posts. So you’re shooting blanks if you’re insulting me on South(west)paw. If that’s your gig, I encourage you to go visit Count Cockula’s swamp.

If YOU post a comment and some snarky person responds in a way you think is over the line, email me and I'll investigate. The moron from Colorado should edit the comments in his cesspool too. Blog managers should delete threatening, offensive, dehumanizing comments on their blog, at least if they want to be treated seriously in the world of ideas. Pajamas Media should not include pseudointellectual soft-porn blogs like Protein Wisdom.

I assumed that because Dan Drezner, a "conservative-libertarian" like the nutcase economists at george moron university was part of Pajamas Media, the organization as a whole represented the upper echelons of intellectual discourse in the blogosophere - blogs by people with advanced degrees discussing serious issues.

Dr. Drezner and I are not in the same category as Mr. Goldstein. Our blogs are not in the same category as Protein Wisdom.

Drezner's a creep for lending his name to the sicko cult of Pajamas Media. What exactly is Pajamas Media anyway? I understand how having a Ph.D. gets you membership in a consortium of intellectual blogs. I guess at Pajamas Media, staying at home all day in your pajamas and playing with yourself and a two year old works also.


Note: The term "blog manager" was coined by the stupid, sexist publisher of the Tucson Citizen Michael Chihak who used the term to differentiate Mr. Goldstein from me, "the troll."

Dear Mr. Chihak,

I'm a blog manager too and also a former employee of the National Science foundation, University of Oregon and University of Arizona.

I have a Ph.D. in psychology from the University of Pennsylvania, an institution whose psychology faculty is one of the best in the nation, a bit lower than Stanford. So even though Penn's not Stanford in terms of quality of psychology department, it's darn close which means I have a doctorate degree and 3 Pac-10 affiliations and Mr. Goldstein has.....the same type of genitals as you.

What a prick you are, Mike.

You ephed up in your pathetic slapping of me and dissing of La Monica Everett-Haynes who wrote the original article. Ms. Everett-Haynes was much more gentle on me than the rest of the mass mediumb and I will be eternally grateful to her for it. What a bitch she was for going easy on me, Mke. I guess you agree with Mr. Goldstein in his assessment of Ms. Everett-Haynes?

What an ass you are, Mike.

I really want to sue the Tucson Citizen for libel. Or is it slander.

Actually, both the Tucson Citizen and Fox News lied in a way that the Arizona Daily Star and the Eugene Register Guard did not, by implying that I’d threatened Satchel. Professor goes postal. Very clever, Mr. Hume! . U sur r wittee!!!

Any lawyers out there?

If only Blackfive was a member of a corporate owned consortium – that’s the biggest villain by far in this story.

Blackfive posted a lie that Jeff Goldstein never posted (threatened a toddler) and my boss’ email address and my home address for a while until I negotiated with Ace of Spades to get the mofo to delete the address.

I would love to know more about Froggy@blackfive AND blackfive itself, if anyone cares to share.

Jeff didn’t really say I threatened Satchel. He made other false allegations later – he accused me of libel at one point, I think, for saying on my blog that I didn’t say the auntie moonbat thing. I wasn't too scared. I figured if I got a call from a lawyer, I'd delete the offending comments. But of course, no lawyer ever called because what I did wasn't actionable.

Jeff also threatened to "call the authorities" when I made the count without the O joke. It was hard to follow, actually. But the point is JG admitted it was a joke within hours of the altercation. He’d accepted an offer of a bottle of tequila before any newspaper printed the story. So Fox News lied because it published two stories implying I’d threatened Mr. Goldstein’s child when JG HIMSELF admitted on his blog and in the first AZ Daily Star story on July 11 that he'd never felt threatened. THANKS, KIM SMITH!

Of course, Jeff himself did libel (slander?) me when he wouldn’t back down on the auntie moonbat quote. I admitted to the jonbenet part, instead of just LYING the next morning and saying I didn’t write it or apologizing and saying it was just the tequila talking.

Jeff accused me of the auntie moonbat quote on his blog because he had a “screenshot” of the ISP address from which the comment was posted. But blog managers like Jeff and me can edit and delete comments. So having the ISP address of a comment on your blog isn’t proof of the identity of the author of the comment. Is this guy on crack or just dumber than a fencepost?

Also, why would I admit to the ramsey part and deny the auntie moonbat part? Does that make ANY sense? Is Protein Wisdom full of crackheads? Why didn't anyone tell Jeff to stop going for pedophile and stick with indifferent to murder?

Jeff Goldstein lied about me in his interview with Kim Smith of the AZ Daily Star. Until this moment, I was furious with her that she’d published the story as a he-said she-said story and printed the disgusting auntie moonbat quote. I admitted 90% of what I said and it didn’t seem fair for the AZ Star to allow Jeff to try to shove the pedophilic quote down my throat. I was battered and down and sheesh, it really sucked to have to deal with the icky saliva quote I didn’t say while dealing with the fallout from the icky ramsey quote I did say. But now, I'm grateful to Ms. Smith for publishing the wretched lies Jeff Goldstein published and uttered about me. Thank you, ma'am.

I am STOKED! that Ms. Smith published the auntie moonbat quote. That’s my ticket to suing Mr. Goldstein for libel (slander?). It'll be a tougher sell than the libel charges against Fox News, for sure, but just as much fun.

If you have counsel, Mrs. Hume, Goldstein and Chihak, I’d encourage you to encourage them to contact me asap.

Don't think I forgot about you, Wendy McElroy! You wrote that I "made disturbing sexual remarks about the boy."
I did not! You get to play too!


Dr. Frisch
Posted by Deb at July 27, 2006 08:25 AM | TrackBack
Posted here so you don't have to go there...

I was hopeful that I would no long need to post here... but here comes the crazy...
What are you talking about? If you piss me off again I’m going to add satchel as a verb to that stupid little online “urban” fictionary your pissant anklebiting motherphuquing a-hole boyfriendz added frisch to. Capice?

Satchel. Verb: to drag your kid into sexually inappropriate fights on your blog. Subset of “yucky, icky, sicko things mommies and daddies (but usually daddies) do to their children.”

They say that revenge is a dish best served cold, so i’m holding off on verbizing your progeny, mofo.

Call the FBI. Call your lawyer. BRING IT ON JEFFY BOY!!!!

Shee it. Did I ever misoverestimate you and your pissants.

It’s week 3 of my fifteen minutes of fame, you moron. Shut up.

P.S. You gotta admit, the count without the O joke is pretty good.
This in an email to Jeff that he posted in his comments section.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Newest MSM story here.

Dr. Frisch's take is just as crazy as the rest of her "writing":
Someone at Faux Newz named Wendy McElroy has an in-depth story about my ill-fated adventure at Lipid Stupidity. It's pretty accurate, although it's a good thing I wasn't drinking coffee when I read that Protein Wisdom was a "well-respected site" or I'd be out shopping for a new keyboard right now.

Lipid Stupidity is a soft-porn/dungeons&dragons site disguised as political commentary. It is widely despised and ridiculed in the left-wing blogosphere. Google "sadly no jeff goldstein" for more.
Please do Google "sadly no jeff goldstein", you will find this hit piece by someone (as hard as it seems to fathom) almost as batshit crazy as the good Doctor.

Of course, this is seen by the feeble but PhD'ed mind as "proof" that Mr. Goldstein is stupid and just plain evil.

Friday, July 14, 2006

As you might have expected...

The DNS for is now unresolved.

The Internet is forever...

Ephu, Count Cockula. Jeff - I really encourage you to have Mrs. Cockula google Satchel so she can see what you do while she's at work all day. Trust me on this, Jeff. Cunt Cockula really needs to google Satchel.


Please keep this away from our youth.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Update: Welcome Malkin Readers! The community of people that was formed here at DHD has moved to "Teh Squeaky Wheel", since Dr. Deb has called us "Gerbils", we sotra liked it. Fresh Dr. Debbie news and comment can be found there.

This blog is here to help Dr. Debbie get her words out. We think that her words speak for themselves and that anyone that reads them and still hires her deserves their fate. The post below is only the beginning.


Please, if you considering hiring Dr. Deborah Frisch, Formerly of the University of Arizona, please consider carefully the info presented here.

Dr. Frisch has shown herself to be unbalanced in a number of ways. Her public conduct at Protein Wisdom, a very popular blog, is both damming and scary. Here are some of the things Dr. Frisch had to say:

I’d like to hear more about your “tyke” by the way. Girl? Boy? Toddler? Teen? Are you still married to the woman you ephed to give birth to the tyke?
Tell all, bro!

as I said elsewhere, if I woke up tomorrow and learned that someone else had shot you and your “tyke” it wouldn’t slow me down one iota.  You aren’t “human” to me.

So if you could just tell me the AGE and SEX of your “tyke,” I’d be stoked!

Ooh. Two year old boy. Sounds hot.  You live in Colorado, I see. Hope no one Jon-Benets your baby.

Are you still married to the woman you humped to produce the toddler?

I reiterate:  If some nutcase kidnapped your child tomorrow and did to her what was done to your fellow Coloradan, Jon-Benet Ramsey, I wouldn’t give a damn.

Give your pathetic progeny (I sure hope that mofo got good genes from his mama!) a big fat tongue-filled kiss from me!  LOTS AND LOTS OF SALIVA from Auntie MOONBAT, if you don’t mind!

Somehow, Jeffy boy, I think you get off on the possibility of Frenching your pathetic progeny, even if it is a boy. You seem like a VERY, VERY sick mofo to me, bro.

You know, Jeff, I just don’t get it. You say, and I believe you, that a human female chose to procreate with you and you have produced a 2 year old progeny.

But you live in Colorado and I really can’t believe there are women desperate and/or stupid enough to procreate with the likes of you.

What am I missing, dude?

So the poor bitch is dirt poor and that’s why she pretended you were worthy of procreating with?

Just my two cents:  The pathetic jeffy boy goldstein plays the jew card 24/7. Didn’t you notice?



I am SHAKING, I tell you, SHAKING!!! in my boots at the prosect at an FBI and/or state police trooper tromping down my driveway to see if I was a threat to the progeny of the pissant name of Jeff “pissant” Goldstein of the pathetic, neutered, sissified, state of Colorado.  I don’t give a rat’s ass whether the pissant’s progeny live or die, but I have no intention of snuffing the mofo’s chillen myself.

Still waiting for some words of wisdom (NOT!) from you, Jeffy boy!

Your little boot-lickers have had their say. What say you, king dingbat?!

Wanna escalate this game. Fine wit me.

Bring it on, hombre.

Bring it on.

This is bad enough and shows serious emotional problems, but there's plenty more where that came from, sadly.

On her own blog comes a stream of apologies and denials that defies comprehension. Some examples:
Rightwing nutcases with nothing better to do on the weekend might want to stop harassing University of Arizona administrators. Just a thought.

Looks like someone at TalkLeft is siding with Mr. Goldstein. But here's a commenter named bigunit12 who gets it:
On one hand, what she wrote was wrong. But, on the other hand, it was only word. How many dead Iraqi mothers,American and Iraqi fathers, and Iraqi children are conservatives responsible for?

It is unbelievable that a comment saying I would not care if harm came to your child is such a crime to the rightwingnuts when they've been happy as clams to send American dupes to murder, maim, rape and torture (yup folks - depriving people of electricity and clean water is a form of torture!) Iraqi children for four years.
There's lots more, including calling Mr. Goldstein "Count Cockula" (with a photoshop to boot). Just start at July 8th, 2006 and follow along.

She also thought it necessary to post potentially libelous statements about Mr. Goldstein at a number of other places on the web.

More scary, with an assist:
Gideon comments:
Deb, these right-wing terrorists will never, ever stop attacking you; you don't talk nicely to rabid animals or ask them to please stop biting you, you execute the damned things.

They're hate junkies, and the best way to deal with them -- other than taking a baseball bat to their heads -- is to overdose them with hate.

And to you anti-American, sedition-spewing scum on the Right: Where is your outrage at the Malkins, Coulter, O'Reilly, and Limbaugh et al for engaging in the same behavior -- on a much wider scale -- as Deb's? You're miserable hypocrites, a bunch of pathetic bullies who can dish it out but can't take it; take your crocodile tears and your faux outrage and stick it up your neofascist asses.
Who needs a Bible when brother Gideon speaks the truth so well?
"Truth" is a baseball bat to the head or still more hate. Not something I want my kids to hear from an athority figure.

Unrelated, but scary:
I don't think the people riding the London subway yesterday morning deserved to be blown up because of the war crimes committed by George Bush and condoned by Tony Blair.

But I am glad that someone said phuque you to bush, blair and the other hombres who represent (sic) the G-8 nations.
This in response to the 7/7 London bombings.

This is not a left-right, wingnut-moonbat thing. Ideology is not relevant in this case.

It is very troubling that this person has had an influential, authoritative position over students. Someone like this should never be allowed to teach at any level.

Mr. Goldstein says: "Deb Frisch is a liar" much better than I can.

Deb was last known to be in Eugene, OR.