You should be redirected before you read this, but in case you are not here is the bread crumb trail.
Please don't hire Dr. Deborah Frisch, she should not be in contact with youth.
This place will be shuttered sometime tomorrow (Friday).
If you haven't done so yet, head to the new digs and pull up a pile of wood shavings.
Merry Frischmas, Gerbils! Our own Debster, whose SWP has been remarkably silent for nearly two weeks and who has managed to lock down the AbbeyWeb tighter than her own personal Jonestown Guyana, misses all the interactive attention she used to get.
Those who recently subscribed to the Abbeyweb, after being invited to do so last week, are now finding their access limited or removed. This, in addition to the sequestering of the Abbeyweb archives, gives Deb what she wants - a modicum of control over the ability of unwashed billions to view her past and present comments.
Frischmas® Eve Poetry Corner™
More of "teh funny"™ from Minister of Intel-elect tim:
TOP TEN CLUES YOU'RE A HARDCOREIn case you didn't notice, the DHD clock is set to "Batfrisch Savings Time"
1) You wonder why your spell-check keeps flagging 'teh' as a mistake;
2) Muppet Show re-runs remind you of DHD.com;
3) Your priest worries why you spend so much time with a guy named 'Sinner';
4) You've set all your clocks for the correct time...in Eugene, Oregon;
5) You forbid your niece from riding her tricycle--because everyone knows that teh cycles cause teh crayzee!
6) You score tickets to your favorite team on the 50-yard line...and the only cheer you can think of is, 'teh, YAY!"™
7) You petition your local liquor store to start carrying WTF vodka™
8) You go out for karaoke with your friends...and all you can remember are hosedragger's parody-lyrics
9) Your spouse informs you that you were giggling in your sleep last night, and mumbling, "New thread! New Thread!"
10) Your reasoning for military action in Iran includes the premise: "...because we can't let nukes fall into the hands of a batfrisch country!"
Good morning fine Gerbils! [squeak!]
Who teh leader of teh club
That is a creepy bitch
D-E-B B-I-E F-R-I-SC-H
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as loathsome as can be
D-E-B B-I-E F-R-I-SC-H
Debbie Frisch! (Beau Payton!)
Debbie Frisch! (Beau Payton!)
Forever let us hold her to account!
TEH! TEH! TEH! TEH!
Come along and fling some poo
The gerbils are on the march!
D-E-B B-I-E F-R-I-SC-H
Egads, y'all are chatty.
Sorry to repost something, but this really has me steamed:
sinner's got a daughter and is in the process of moving. he's a software engineer, i think.As Chell said on the other post:
Now what could possibly be the benign reason behind a post like that? Really.“Teh Deb Abbey Files” didn't exist when she posted that little gem, that combined with the fact that she was successful in getting their archives locked away into the “sekrit clubhouse” tells me that she didn't expect to have the disinfectant of sunshine applied to this email. That really ups the creepy factor.
Maybe we wont hear from Beau again....
From: Beau Peyton(Thanks to XXX - if you want credit say so)
Date: Sep 12, 2006 11:59 AM
Subject: Re: [Abbeyweb] Happy Birthday
Thanks for the warm wishes.
This day, which marks the 44th year I've been on this planet, is significant.
It marks the day when I officially and irrevocably gave up all hope for homo sap and decided to withdraw, to the greatest degree possible, to a very small circle of trusted friends and family members and away from society at large.
My private life is forever closed except to a very small number of people.
I think the best thing that can happen to the planet is for some plague to kill a few million humans, starting with the jackals that go out of their way to make life miserable for other living things.
I will not be posting here or elsewhere again. Life is simply too short to spend it sitting in front of a keyboard arguing with people about things you can't change. It's too short to endure childish insults, threats and harassment from cowardly strangers.
But I do appreciate those of you that took time to read and respond to the things I've written. I tried to contribute something of value and interest.
For those I've had conflicts with, I apologize for any rudeness of behavior and hope the best for you.
Warm wishes to all who come here for the fellowship, constructive dialog, stories and humor. To all others, a plague upon your house.
1. sinner and sulla, the guys who started and manage don't hireI have a daughter and I have just moved. That should narrow down my ID to about 100 billion people. I guess I might be called a "Software Engineer", but that is not my primary gig.
dr. deborah frisch http://donthiredeb.blogspot.com/ sinner's got
a daughter and is in the process of moving. he's a software engineer,
i think. don't know much about sulla.
The wheel in the cage goes:
My wife and I are headed to Ventura for a quick mini-vacation, since I must be back to work on Tuesday.
I thought we might do a very special episode of DHD on Monday.
Well, well, well....
Morning... I am back at the office due to some QWest related downtime this past week.
it appears that the abbeyweb listserv has been converted to a subscription board.
James harshes on a prof from my alma mater...and I say Go James, and Go Cougars.
Leaving for the night, behave!
By the by, what's up with the "teh" thing on that blog?? Inside shitHeh® teh whatt® is flinging poo at us... whaaa. my widdle heart breaks.
sure is annoying to us outsiders.
Wondering what happened the night Dr. Deb was arrested?
There are a few new "approved" comments at casa "teh crazy"® that made me chuckle
Your only friend CHELL is trying to join the VBSers at DHD.The truth sort of hurts, or in this case is really effin funny
Posted by Not CHELL at September 8, 2006 12:31 PM
Are you back from poughkeepsie?I love reference humor... Those of you on or reading the mailing list that was referenced in a previous comment should really enjoy this one.
Posted by joe at September 8, 2006 02:17 PM
Squeaky wheel it is!
DEB-Court Countdown Calendar:
Just 17 short days until her next scheduled courtdate. (That we know of) Sept. 25,2006 in Lane County Oregon.
Will DEB-Bile remain free from teh Green Can Man until then?
Will DEB-Bile remain unable to post on her own pawthetic blog?
Ok, I get it...
FREE AT LAST!
No, I'm not talking about that bald Aussie rocker who sings like a sheep...
I've been working on something for a while now and I think its time to unveil it
I know there are some great legal minds out there, so...
You may not use the Software or any information made available for display using the Software, or any outputs generated with the Software, or any application developed with the assistance of the Software in any commercial or business environment or for any commercial or business purposes for yourself or any third parties.(bold mine)
You may, however, use the Software for non-commercial research or personal use only.
They just let us go for the evening, but I'll be back early tomorrow for what will hopefully be the day we deliver a bouncing baby product.
OK, which one of you jokers bumped Dr. Frisch's tipjar up to $15?
I'm sure I am the very last to hear this slice of "teh funny"® but it needs to be on the front page.
Good Morning all!
All is quiet on the Pacific Northwestern front.
Took a bit longer to leave work than I'd hoped.
It was a beautiful, sunny day in the City of Angels.
I am considering moving this blog to Blogsome because of my frustration with Blogger and now some comments that smilies and such in the comments.
Some unsuspecting neighbor has an unsecured wireless network!
With Dr. Debroah Frisch in lock-up or away from the keyboard for fun, the DebLand Security forces can take a deep breath and lower the advisory to the lowest level since ... well ... evah
While Deb is on vacation, it's time to take a breath, crack open a cold one, and enjoy each others' company.
Since this may have been lost in the shuffle, here's a repeat and clarification of an earlier post on charities, courtesy Blizzardlane and others.
WHAT ELSE YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR MONEY
There's a raft of new posts over at Casa Insana. Most of it is forgettable drivel, or excellent Plaintiff's Evidence. Jeff's attorney thanks you, Dr. Deborah Frisch, for making his job so very easy. (No, I'm not in contact with him. I just hear him laughing. I only live a thousand or so miles away; it's hard not to.)
So now we're scheduled for a court date in November and I cannot see how discussing:First: leave "perjury" questions to the judge. I'm sure you'll get a master class on the subject in November.
a. the restraining order and how Jeff blatantly perjured himself in it
b. the police report, where he committed more subtle perjury
c. the lingering disagreement about who wrote the pedophilic auntie moonbat/saliva quote and how funny the count without the O joke is
violates the RO from Colorado.